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You may have seen our videos. Hell, you may have even sat down and actually watched them. But have you ever experienced WE DID IT?

Well now you can.

Thanks to YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTUUUUUUBE you can now view our videos frame by frame! Why? Because you hate yourself!

Bonkers Likor! Now with 87% more insanity
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=IuVnEDOVdMI&startZoom=1


If that didn't blow your mind, I don't know what would.

Other favorites of mine:

Alice in wonder land music
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=18&cols=18&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1

Something I once tried to explain to Nick Grant, in part of our "japan never really bounced back after the bomb" discussions.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=24&cols=24&id=o6Zp4cW8w8A&startZoom=1

This is awesome.

Jacob sent me this. I don't think there's any way to embed it. But nevertheless, it is hilarious.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

Forks of Pure Legit-ning

I got so jazzed about our new banner that I made a tribute.



Here's the imaginary voice over that I would have recorded if I'd had a microphone and the stamina to make a cartoon longer than fifteen seconds:

"It all began on a mellow Tuesday afternoon. The sun was happily whistling and the sky was listening attentively. All of the sudden- Clouds! Birds! Electric Guitar! A storm was brewing, both metaphorical and actual"- would be pronounced ack-chul, mountain man like- "Out of nowhere, a flash. A bang. A gigantic mouth hovered in the sky. It's voice was thunder, and its words were forks of pure legit-ning. In electric letters cross the sky it wrote the future: WE DID IT"

Don't ask me how....BUT

It took most of my cunning, a few people got hurt, and I can't go back to New Mexico but I got our sellin' baby.

The perfect crime

It's low quality, and we might need to give free shipping and handling but, and I can't stress this enough, we should not offer a refund.


I'm going to lay low for a few days.

Pizazz 4 Anthony's Post

THE BABY gonna be a hot item so make sure you get an ebay account for when we sell it. It's incubatin' right now.

MERCHANDISING!

I know it's early days yet, but if the response to BONK is anything to go by, then we are going to be fucking huge soon. So with our imminent success in mind, I can't help but cast my eye towards the kind of paraphenalia/memoribilia that you the audience can't wait to get your well manicured, if suspicious smelling, hands on. Here is what I've come up with so far:

1. KNIVES! Just big knives. Big sharp knives. Each knife comes with an engraving on the handle of your favorite WE DID IT! character, like "The guy from BONK" and "The little girl from BONK" and the always popular "The silver haired lady from BONK".

2. Autographed Grapes! A set of grapes, each one autographed by one of the founding members of WE DID IT!. Comes with a carrying case where you can arrange your grapes in order from most favorite member down to Bob. Please do not eat these grapes or get them near children as we will be using lead based paints and inks on these delicious, juicy grapes.

3. Underwear! Our old underwear. The underwear that we can't bring ourselves to put on anymore. JESUS WEPT, we can't stand having this crunchy cloth on our bodies, but you'll love having these keepsakes hanging over your fire place or as a conversation starters on your coffee table. Comes in boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, thongs, edible, chain mail, and commando. As a fun game, try to match the underwear to the people. (HINT: Mine are the extremely huge ones)

4. A BABY! shhhhhhhhh......just let it happen.

I am dizzy from the thought of all the money we will make. I am excited by the vengeance this money will allow me. I am saddened by all of the innocents who will suffer in the process.

But them's the breaks.

Two pictures, both alike in dignity, in fair WE DID IT! where we lay our scene

Here is a fun internet meme I discovered on the riff trax blog: http://blog.rifftrax.com/




1) Your album cover is the third image on this page.
2) Your band name is the article title at the top of this page.
3) Your album title is the last 4 or 5 words from the last quote on this page.







This was my result:














For the life of me I can't even begin to imagine what kind of music would be on this album. The closest I can come up with is that it is a latin ballad concept album where a young boy asks his parents permission to marry his sister and the various misadventures the ensue.





Also, this picture either proves that God does exist, or he doesn't exist:



















YOU DECIDE!

We Did Not Do It

Betty Boop did, in 1936. The only explanation I can come up with for this is that in twenty years, Anthony gets a sexy operation, Bob invents a time machine, and Sean sends them back to spread our misanthropic humor to the people who needed it most: the denizens of the Great Depression.

The plot, in case you lazy bastards didn't follow the links: While Betty Boop is away, the kittens get into mischief. Will Pudgy the Pup take the blame as usual?

Another treasure from the IMDB page is the ominously titled recommendation: Bimbo's Initiation.

Unauthorized Animalographies

In an effort for you the reader to better understand what kind of people you are dealing with, I have taken it upon myself to write short animalographies about each member of WE DID IT!. What is an animalography? That question has two answers:



1. It is the revelation of a person's personality through comparison to an animal, whether real or imagined. For example:



Flash Gordon is like a penguin that can fly, he is a miracle.



2. Nothing. It is a nonsense term invented by a cheap and petty individual for the sole purpose of mocking his friends. For example:



Nick Reed is like a hag fish, don't get too close or you will be covered in goo.



That's pretty straightforward I think, now let us to it:



Robert Musseman is like a cat, he does whatever he wants and shits all over your house.


Sean Mccoy is like a puppy with a knife, a tragedy waiting to happen.


These days Nick Grant is like the Dodo, can't find him anywhere.

Michael Harrison is like a bonobo chimp with a machine gun, at first you fear for your life then you start to wonder why that chimp is fucking that machine gun.

Phil Rigney is like a sloth, a calming presence while in the trees, but when sprawled out across your living room floor you freak out and throw rocks at it.

Sean Hardaway is like a Koala Bear, asleep a lot and off his head on eucalyptus and you just want to squeeze him.

As for me, I'm not an animal so much as a mold or a fungus, you know you've made bad decisions in life when you find me in your house.

What a waste of time. Your time. You can't have it back.

REVEALED: A VISION

If I were to tell you that all of your dreams have already come true and are simply waiting for you to find them, would you believe me?

Let me tell you about my dream. My dream was about a music video where a bunch of relatively attractive dudes with cool hair cuts and positive attitudes jump around and push eachother and just generally have a good time all over the place and interspersed between this footage are shots of a shirtless young man, who is part of that other group of young men and is identified easily as the one with the best hair cut and the cleanest looks, droning an unrequited love song in a monotone and then breaking into a high pitched electronicaly aided whine and then there are bagpipers and bagpipes.

This was something I knew the world needed. I've known this since I was a child. I thought it was up to me to bring this vision to life, and I was going to use the resources of WE DID IT! to make it happen, but the Universe beat me to it:



So you see, all great works have already happened and it is up to us to find them and not actually do or make anything of value. Though I must say that if I had had the chance to bring my full vision to life, the young men would probably have pushed and shoved eachother a bit more.

CELTIC WOMAN

Do you watch PBS? Ever? 

I hardly ever watch it, but somehow, half of the time I've spent watching it, CELTIC WOMAN has been on.

CELTIC WOMAN (thx McCoy I'm rippin' off ur format)

my fave is the right most one the one in the middle scares the shit out of me

CELTIC WOMAN is bonkers to me. I can't fathom it. But this other blogger can-

"Little known fact about me: I LOVE Celtic music in all forms. I’ve been fairly obsessive about it since I was 11. Celtic Woman came to town last night and I went with my sister-in-law. Dude, can I just say…. well, I really don’t know what to say. It was indescribable. Of course they are beautiful, and really talented, and the set was super cool, but I was really excited and amazed by how awesome their band was, particularly the percussionists. So awesome. And really, I can’t say enough about the violinist. She rocks my world."

She's a fiddler. She fiddles. Fiddle.

If you google search for "celtic woman band" and click this picture, you'll find the blogger I just quoted. I was trying to find a picture of the beefcake who plays the chimes for CELTIC WOMAN. They have all these beefcakes playing instruments in the background. It was so funny to me when the beefcake dude flourished his hand against the chimes that if I was drinking milk it would have sprayed out my nose in addition to my ears and eye holes.

If you think maybe CELTIC WOMAN is for you either because you're curious or because you just love this kind of shit, search for CELTIC WOMAN on youtube. Here I'll do it for you-

This is my favorite song by CELTIC WOMAN. Be sure to look out for the beefcakes who play percussion. It's bonkers to me. I love her dress, and the way she moves as though the spirit of Ireland has taken hold of her. I love how clean she looks, and how clean the performances by everyone are, as well as the large stage and elaborate lights. To me this is the REAL IRELAND. THIS IS WHAT ALL OF IT IS ABOUT. HARDSHIPS AND POTATOES AND DRUNKENNESS AND FAERIES AND BLARNEY STONES. 

Anthony told me the other night he thought there was someone out there who probably saved all year so they could buy tickets to CELTIC WOMAN, and I think that's true. If that's true, I think We Did It might have a chance. There's gotta be someone out there who thinks some of the shit we're gonna do is funny. Actually wait a second, if CELTIC WOMAN is so popular, that means there are a lot of people out there who will despise us.

All I know is I now want to have a sketch called "Isle of Hope", or maybe "Peninsula of Dream", or maybe "A Sugar Cookie with Fucking Googly Eyes Glued Onto It"

EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY
I FOUND A PHOTO OF THOSE PERCUSSIONIST DUDES

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