Why are we doing it?

A person who finds themselves in a situation where they are forced, either through violence or emotional manipulation, to watch one of our "sketches" inevitably asks one question:Why are a bunch of scumbags and pre-rapists filming little videos ,that at best can be generously described as masturbatory, and forcing friend(s) and loved one(s) to watch them?

BECAUSE WE WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH GOD. DAMN! IT?


We also have two other main goals:

1. Make lots of money.

and

2. Eat all of that money.


Smaller, subsidiary goals include but are not limited to:

A.Victory over the sun

B.Having a bunch of differently colored soaps that you can't use prominently displayed in our bathrooms, preferably in a sort of hanging nest or sea shell shaped tray

C.Fingerless gloves. ALWAYS.

D.Hot and savory meats on demand

E.Hugs whenever we want them, and more importantly, whenever we need them

F.Harm our enemies

G.Get kids to smoke

H.Keep the darkness at bay


Also, we just don't want to be bored anymore. So we will bore others.