Hey You, I Just Saw You Lookin' At Me From Across The Bar...

AND I THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU ABOUT ME BABY. Well, first you should know that my name is We Did It! And I was born in 2009 when a Sex Crime Addict made love to a robot forcing me, a meat baby, out into the world. I hope to grow up and be funny but I will probably die before I reach a year old. I love those oatmeal cookies, don't you? I put on skits for my friends and family, I think they like them. Do you? Yes? You do? Oh, you don't. I couldn't hear you. Well, maybe if you spoke up a little. No need to be so mad. Please. Just. Calm down. Put the gun down. PUT THE GOD DAMN GUN DOWN. SHELLY. PLEASE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN BABY!!