Friday, June 5, 2009

WE DID IT! MAGAZINE

Because of high public demand, we've decided to start printing a magazine that will supplement our weekly comedy sketches. This magazine will be a urban/lifestyle/film/music/travel/outdoor/cat/car/vigilante/christian science/cooking/fashion/frog man periodical that is against the nazis specially tailored for the modern day professional on the go. We know your busy negotiating office politics, drinking coffee based beverages, relaxing and putting product in your hair so you don't have time to think critically about the world around you and decide once and for all what is hot and what is not. Let us do it for you. Or let any other kind of lifestyle magazine do it, whatever, I don't give a fuck, go read those, it's bull shit, read our magazine.
In each issue of WE DID IT! monthly you will get all the latest opinions and views. Each member of WE DID IT! Get's their own column reflecting their area of expertise-
pg.35 SEAN McCOY'S FASHION PASSION
....when trying to impress the ladies, nothing says confidence like an old dirty t-shirt and jeans split right down the taint.
pg.72 MICHAEL HARRISON SINGS THE BODY ELECTRIC
....if you really want to get into the mood for suicide, I recommend either The Fray or Plain White T's. If your completly serious about ending your life, Mraz is your man.
pg.19 PHIL RIGNEY'S NUTS AND BOLTS
....they say red cars go faster. I don't know, I saw a green car go pretty fast once.
pg. 155 Musseman's Musk
....now the key to surviving the Alaskan wilderness is to have a big house that you can live in.
pg. 44 Anthony's Kooky Kooking Korner
....remember, eating won't kill the pain, but you'll forget about it while you're eating. So keep eating!
pg. 1 NICK GRANT AND OTHER PEOPLE'S COUCHES
....when they ask you to leave, just don't. What are they going to do?
pg. 279 HARDAWAY'S HIGH HOPES
....just don't give up. It's all going to be okay if you just believe in yourself and work really hard......FUCK! WHAT'S THE POINT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........
You need this magazine in your life. You are not complete without it. After you subscribe to it, you can further fill that void inside with I-Phones and DVD sets and following a celebrity on Twitter. Or alternatively you could let God's love into your heart and let him give you strength and purpose. It's up to you.

1 comments:

Phil

Red cars go fast, but they also get spotted by the cops more! SEE YOU ALL NEXT MONTH!