Andrew's Log: Earth Date 3-14-09 NC Date 500.43.679.B.~.¨

I think the CHUDS may have found me. I am detecting all the signs of their approach. The song "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock plays every time I get in to my car. I always wish that it was "Werewolves of London" but it never is. This is surely a CHUD conspiracy. Additionally, whenever I get in the shower, the telephone begins to ring. If I let it ring, the answering machine will not pick up, but if I try to get it, the phone will stop ringing as soon as I reach it. I don't know how much longer I can go without telling Lyle about me. If the CHUDS target me, Lyle will also be in danger, and I don't know what I would do if anything happened to him. I know the High Kromadion told me not to become too attached to any of the Earth humans, but my programming dictates the emotions I feel. Supreme Priest Marvin told me that loving a man was a choice, but if my creators programmed me to love man, then is that not what I am supposed to do? These thoughts fill my mind of late, and I am unable to reach a satisfactory conclusion. Surely, loving this man will make my Life Bomb more powerful, for what could be a more integral part of what it means to be human than the love shared between two men? I do not know the answers to these questions, but I fear th